Monday, April 24, 2006

Let's begin the week in good humor

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.  When she went before the judge he asked her,
''What did you steal?''

She replied: ''A can of peaches.''

The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, ''6.''

The judge said, ''I will give you 6 days in jail.''

Before the judge could pronounce that punishment, her husband interjected:
''She stole a can of peas too.''
4/24/2006 08:22:00 AM 3 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

Since NO Americans WILL DO THE JOB of leaving a comment, you can thank me.

Comment: This is pretty funny.

4/24/06, 5:48 PM
Anonymous said...

!!Muy Divertido!!!

4/24/06, 5:50 PM
Anonymous said...

¿Cómo venido ningunos tenemos bromas como esto en México?

4/24/06, 6:50 PM

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