Friday, April 14, 2006

Today's Geezer
A  very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it  upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was  impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world,  actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of  those nearby to hear.  "The young people of today grew up with television,  jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited  Mars.  We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with  light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another drink of  beer......

The Senior took advantage of the break in  the student's litany and said, "You're right, son.  We didn't have those  things when we were young........so we invented them.  Now, you arrogant  little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?"
via Mother Superior

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

To which he replied, pay for your free medicine and fund the social security system you set up and plundered so that it will never benefit me. Your welcome, you greedy fuck.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Too-shay!!!
Bwah-haaaa

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