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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Bumper Stickers

10+1

There were a bunch of what was labled ''The Best Bumper Stickers Ever,'' but no worthwhile list contains more than 10 entries, so I chopped it down.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Rodger the Real King of France 5/25/2006 02:39:00 PM 11 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: Jeez if you love honkies!; 5/25/06, 4:35 PM
Anonymous said...: those are outstanding...

my favorite these days...

guaranteed to make me laugh...

Kerry Edwards 2004; 5/25/06, 5:12 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...: The funnest thing to do when I was in Montana, was run down to the resteraunt where a newly made buddy of mine worked (he was a left if there ever was one) and stick the back of his crappy Pontiac with Dubya bumper magnets...but as his quickness to take them off increased, so did the stickiness of the 'W' stickers...; 5/25/06, 5:49 PM
Dr.Hardcrab said...: I have had some made up in the past:

"YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS!"
(but napalm with surely warm their hearts)

"Bend Over: I'll Drive" (not a good one for San Francisco)

"If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me" (saw that on a nice looking blonde's Corvette last year)

When I was in high school, if you stopped at any of the Rest Centers on Interstate 95 in Virginia, they had free "Virginia Is For Lovers" bumper stickers. We grabbed a handful of them. With a few snips of the scissors, you can take 2 of them and make one good one to place on an unsuspecting person's bumper as "Vagina Is For Lovers".

Juvinile?

You betcha!!!; 5/25/06, 7:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Mine:

Know Islam. No Peace.
No Islam. Know peace.

I get "the finger" a dozen times a day.; 5/25/06, 8:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Once saw a Perdue University bumpersticker chopped and re-arranged to read Undue Perversity.

And #%5 is a bad country-western song recorded by Chuck Wagon and the Wheels.

I can send it to you if you want, Rodger.; 5/25/06, 9:25 PM
Anonymous said...: My favorite is in response to the "My Kids and Honor Student at..."

SO YOUR KID'S AN HONOR STUDENT? MUST BE ADOPTED.; 5/26/06, 12:14 PM
Anonymous said...: My buddy's sticker says;
"My kid fought in Iraq so yours could play at college."; 5/26/06, 6:56 PM
Wild Thing said...: LMAO
OMG absolutely hilarious!; 5/26/06, 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Earth First! we'll drill the other planets later.; 5/26/06, 11:28 PM
Anonymous said...: I saw a beat-up red pickup just outside of Salt Lake City with this bumpersticker in the rear window: I "heart" Mormon pussy

Now that takes balls.; 5/27/06, 12:06 AM

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