Monday, May 29, 2006

A demonstratoin of how ignorant, arrogabt, and out of step our lawmakers are. - by 4 year olds

Where I asked Mrs. Wilson's nursery school class to write a better immigration bill than did the United States Senate.
Section I
ILLEGAL STATUS


  1. if you have been in the United States illegally for five or more years, get out.
  2. if you have been in the U.S.A illegally for fewer than five years, get out.
  3.  Road to Citizenship - Apply in 10 years.

seCTioN II
Benefits illegally derived


  1. Social Security entitlement:  None
  2. Tax Refunds - none

SECTION iii
New Immigrants
  1. Must have a sponsor who can vouch for you.
  2. must have a job skill needed by the United States
  3. must be in good HEalTh
  4. You have no claim on public benefits
  5. you have three years to become citizens or must get out.
sECTion iV
Language

  1. English is the Official language of the united states
  2. It shall be illegal for any state, government. or municipality to prepare any recording or video or film or document - including voting ballots - in any language other than English.
section V
Borders


  1. any person attempting to cross the border illegally shall be indentured to a U.S. business for 5 years, after which time they will be expelled. 
  2. During time of indentureship illegals will receive food water clothing and shelter.
  3. Private citizens may borrow them on weekends to do yard work, or in the case of Chinese illegals, laundry..
  4. Children born on US. soil to non citizens shall not be citizens of the united States.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Waay too simple and logical Rodger.
Len - KC

Anonymous said...

Please Mighty Schlong the Magnificent, say you'll accept kingship for a week or two or however long it takes to get your policies in place. BTW, shouldn't take too long, cause there's a bunch of people out there who agree with you, and we, well, most of us anyhow, have guns, pitchforks and some rope lying around.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I want a limo, and only red M&M's in my dressing room. :))

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