Under our 'no tolerance' for misspelled words policy, two of you will be severely reprimanded.
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Cultural awareness "Fart" class
Hellloooooooooooo from Mannheim Germany :)))))))
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Ward Churchill is our guest speaker today, you will want one of these.
Getting ready for restroom break at Abu-Bizaar Middle School.
Heather finally realizes she has a hygiene problem when all the other kids...
Another unfunded mandate for Ted Kennedy speeches.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"Today we see students in Rodger Schlong's Fifth Grade Weapons Class preparing to learn more in the art of..."
I knew homeland security was a bad idea.
Jimmy failed remedial english, but he's not afraid of nerve agents anymore.
Reading. Writing. Chemical Warfare.
Back in the day, this would have been a Limburger (sp?) cheese joke.
"See previous post"
this sucks. i can't wait for tank class.
Jim, Sue...I know it's almost lunch time, but if the was a real Al Queda attack, you both be twitching on the floor with your eyeballs popped out of your head and your intestines melting. How's your lunch gonna taste then, huh, huh?
Jim, Sue...I know it's almost lunch time, but if this was a real Al Queda attack, you'd both be twitching on the floor with your eyeballs popped out of your head and your intestines melting. How's your lunch gonna taste then, huh, huh?
The slow learners in the back of the class would expire first in the event of an attack.
Students today staged a "mask-in" to protest coal-fired school furnaces, diesel-powed buses, and Bunsen burners.
"There's no reason why we can't get a clean, green education", claimed one student activist.
Teachers generally supported the demonstration. Some expressed limited fears that the masks could hinder comprehension.
However, another teacher suggested, "They're not going to learn anything anyway, so what difference does it make?"
Under our 'no tolerance' for misspelled words policy, two of you will be severely reprimanded.