Thursday, May 11, 2006

Gas Masked


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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cultural awareness "Fart" class

Anonymous said...

Hellloooooooooooo from Mannheim Germany :)))))))

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XoSondraK

David said...

Ward Churchill is our guest speaker today, you will want one of these.

Anonymous said...

Getting ready for restroom break at Abu-Bizaar Middle School.

Heather finally realizes she has a hygiene problem when all the other kids...

Another unfunded mandate for Ted Kennedy speeches.

Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

"Today we see students in Rodger Schlong's Fifth Grade Weapons Class preparing to learn more in the art of..."

Anonymous said...

I knew homeland security was a bad idea.

Anonymous said...

Jimmy failed remedial english, but he's not afraid of nerve agents anymore.

Anonymous said...

Reading. Writing. Chemical Warfare.

Anonymous said...

Back in the day, this would have been a Limburger (sp?) cheese joke.

curmudgeon said...

"See previous post"

Anonymous said...

this sucks. i can't wait for tank class.

Anonymous said...

Jim, Sue...I know it's almost lunch time, but if the was a real Al Queda attack, you both be twitching on the floor with your eyeballs popped out of your head and your intestines melting. How's your lunch gonna taste then, huh, huh?

Yanik Mguaua said...

Jim, Sue...I know it's almost lunch time, but if this was a real Al Queda attack, you'd both be twitching on the floor with your eyeballs popped out of your head and your intestines melting. How's your lunch gonna taste then, huh, huh?

Anonymous said...

The slow learners in the back of the class would expire first in the event of an attack.

Anonymous said...

Students today staged a "mask-in" to protest coal-fired school furnaces, diesel-powed buses, and Bunsen burners.

"There's no reason why we can't get a clean, green education", claimed one student activist.

Teachers generally supported the demonstration. Some expressed limited fears that the masks could hinder comprehension.

However, another teacher suggested, "They're not going to learn anything anyway, so what difference does it make?"

Anonymous said...

Under our 'no tolerance' for misspelled words policy, two of you will be severely reprimanded.

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