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Sunday, May 28, 2006
Grandfather Schlong
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OUTSTANDING
WHY WE WIN... - 5/28/06, 1:34 PM
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For real, Rodger? Would you be able to give some background on him here? Tiny history lesson? Thanks, Juice
- 5/29/06, 11:22 AM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Grampa Percival Schlong was the biggest slave owner in Vermont (11) in 1861. He was, however, a racist, and would only have white slaves, so his were all Irishmen and women he hijacked from local saloons, and they were none too happy about it we understand. When the war began he applied for a Major's commission, but was instead made a corporal. When one of his Irish slaves was brevetted a Colonel, and became his commander, Percival deserted and lit off for Illinois, where he pleaded consciences objector. He narrowly escaped a lynching. For the rest of his life he dressed as a woman, and as Priscilla Schlongione operated several of Chicago's best bawdy houses. In a nutshell.
- 5/29/06, 4:39 PM