Hillary's fondest dreams

''I wanted desperately to invent the 'Pocket Fisherman'.''

God bless her black heart, LOL.  She ''wanted desperately to be an Olympic athlete.''  Like she was named for Sir Edmund Hillary.  Like she learned to play the commodities market by reading the WSJ.  Like she met with Chelsea just after 9-11.  Like she had no clue about Monica Lewinsky.  Like she was guiltless in the Travel Office firings.  Like she and Bill wanted another child.  Like she loved to bake cookies.  Like she was mystified by the appearance of those Rose billing records in the White House residence.  But - maybe.  Maybe this one's true.  Had  little Hillary adopted the Tanya Harding ''break their kneecaps'' method for success - that's served her so admirably these past twenty years - she might have won her gold medal.  And, God help us, she might be happily curled up with Billy Jean King today, having never mucked up our lives.