Sunday, May 28, 2006

Immunizations

Uniform Humor
The time came for annual immunizations at our overseas Air Force base. To get us all vaccinated as quickly as possible, they pressed the veterinary surgeon into helping out. I got my injection from the vet. "Wow," I said, "you did that so gently, I hardly felt it." "I have to be gentle," he said. "My patients can bite."

— Joke contributed by Antony Mwangi

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Woof Woof. Luv it! It's gotta be good. Juice

Anonymous said...

My buddy used to be a medic in the 82nd AB. When the guys came in from a weekend of R&R with the "drips", he had two methods of delivering the "Silver Bullet".

If the guy was cool, his came from a bottle that had reached room temperature.

If the GI was a jerk, his was drawn from a vial fresh out of the very cold fridge. All thick and chilly.

heh

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