Monday, May 22, 2006

Merrily's Taco Trap

Border Trap
Merrily is all excited over her invention, El Taco Trappo©.   She's submitted bids to Homeland Security, and estimates that deployment of Trappo along our Southern border, in lieu of  the proposed fence, will save taxpayers $53 billion.  Merrily is working on a similar trap for use along the Canadian border. 
5/22/2006 07:40:00 AM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

so fun...

problem is, i would get caught in every trap...

beer would work fine too, for a fool like me...

5/22/06, 1:15 PM
Anonymous said...

...the real problem with the proposed trap along the Canadian border is that the only things it will catch will be Michael Moore, Barbara Striesand and the rest of the liberal idiots trying to get into Canada... I say leave the Canadian Border alone. The US always gets the best of that Cross-Boarder trade...

5/22/06, 1:27 PM
TechnoYid said...

Hey, this would catch me also. Not that I'd want the taco or the bacon, but, I am interested in an old Macintosh case!

5/22/06, 1:57 PM
Anonymous said...

Four stars, at least. A winner.
mary

5/22/06, 3:01 PM
Hamm172 said...

Bacon? Gotta be back bacon if you're looking to use a cliche to catch Canucks. Roger. But Tom's right, the lib's will think it was free stuff from the guv'mint.

5/22/06, 4:58 PM
Anonymous said...

Homeland Security needs to buy thousands of these things asap.


ROTFLMAO

5/22/06, 7:16 PM

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