A Lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect
it more closely.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously
looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile
he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you
hear the price."
