Guys at the home lived for the times when a lass, looking to feed the parking meter, would ask,
''Do any of you gentlemen have a dime for too nickels?''
Yup, they had plenty of time.
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Guys at the home lived for the times when a lass, looking to feed the parking meter, would ask,
''Do any of you gentlemen have a dime for too nickels?''
Yup, they had plenty of time.
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
"Maybe switch to non-fat latte's, hon..."
"No, hon. I said I need some sugar."
"ehehehehehehehhhhhhhhh........"
"I know that cell phone is here somewhere."
Apparently Marion Barry has not lost his appetite for prostitutes either.
"...and in Ebonics the plural of breast is breastezizes."
You payed $5 for that! I can give you a Jamocha frappuccino for free!
"They look like breasts, only these are white..."
damn, look a dem titty, dems nice titty, dems real titty?, let me look at dem titty, damn, how big dem nipple, let me look at dem nipple, damn dose nice nipple, let me taste dem nipple, damn...
damn, look a dem titty, dems nice titty, dems real titty?, let me look at dem titty, damn, how big dem nipple, let me look at dem nipple, damn dose nice nipple, let me taste dem nipple, damn...
Is that a banana in your pocket or do you really like my tits?
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Guys at the home lived for the times when a lass, looking to feed the parking meter, would ask, ''Do any of you gentlemen have a dime for too nickels?'' Yup, they all had plenty of time.