The people who are starting college this fall ....

Kids starting college this Fall were born in 1988 ..

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced a year before they were born. They have always had an answering machine They have always had cable. Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never heard the chant "Lynch Carter Now!". They never took a swim and thought about Jaws! They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. The first President they remember is Bill Clinton! They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter