Sunday, May 21, 2006

Some smart, some stupid
Hardly nothing on the desktop to inspire me this morning.  I wonder if, after MLB goes to all android rosters, we will be peppered daily with news like ''Gnork Ties Babe?''  Barry Bonds, who almost certainly used steroids, theoretically did just that yesterday, but he wasn't the hero  My hero is this kid, who caught the ball.  The nineteen year old is shown  here reacting to the question, "Wouldn't you like to meet Barry Bonds?''  The look says it.  ''No, I don't really like the guy.''  Bonds says the ball is his, the kid says he won't give it to him..  Yay kid.  I know, he'll succumb to cash, but dissing Barry earns my admiration.  And Bonds?   During the press conference he oozed enthusiasm for being able to hit 714 in the Bay area for his fans, ''who gave me a standing 'O'.''  Barry, watch the tape.  There were as many boos as cheers.  This guy definitely has a future in politics. Segue to ...

In the background we have another look that says ' The all time dumbest voters in the world live in Nawlins.'' Yup, they  reelected Mayor Ray Nagin. Which reminds me.  Did you know that O.J. Simpson is starring in his own sitcom?  I'm not kidding. 


Is this a great country, or what?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So the same Bomber Bonds who wouldn't autograph a HR ball a couple weeks ago claims he owns this one? What an arrogant turd.

I hope the kid auctions it on eBay to force Bond to bid a million for it, or better yet, goes on a reality show, shows the camera the words "Fuck You Cheater Bonds" and tosses the ball into a wood chipper. I'll bet there is a righteous guy out there somewhere who would pay the kid a bundle just to savor that moment.

In a just world, just as records from the 165 game era get an asterisk, steroid induced records would get a double asterisk or strikethrough on them.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

that is classic...

so i have faith in the future of the US with Kids like this...

but the MEdia is the problem, they should move to France, and take OJ with them...

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