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The WaPost sends a billet-doux to hopeful Democrats this morning [Confident Democrats Lay Out Agenda], then uses four fingers on itself in  near masturbatory frenzy.  Not to throw sand into your love lotion Donks, but drive-by media ballyhoo about forthcoming Donk victory is standard fare, and widely anticipated It's called the ''pre-sell.'' We'll have to wait for this outcome, but the source of today's excitement is this. House Democrats believe they can counter the perception that they're all talk and no walk, because they've unveiled a plan. Here then, the Democrat's Promise to America '06. Give us control of Congress and we will ... Impeach President Bush House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) said a ''Democratic House would not move quickly to impeach President Bush.''  No, instead they'll have a series of investigations of the Bush administration, and (wink-wink) "You never know where that leads to."  I'm pretty sure Americans are anxious for a second impeachment trial in their lifetimes, right?  (I said Americans, not Democrats). Quickly vote to raise the minimum wage A novel approach from Democrats.  I suggest a $50/hour minimum wage, so we can all enjoy the coming prosperity in a manner befitting.   Roll back parts of the Republican prescription drug law Okay by me if you end the whole thing.  What's that?  Oh, roll back the parts where people have to contribute? Sure, what the Hell. Implement homeland security measures Boring Nancy, people don't believe there's a threat. Reinstate lapsed budget deficit controls. We know what that means.  De-fund the military,  and force an end to post  Iraq  and Afghanistan war efforts to stabilize those countries. There you have it. The Formula.  The Plan of action. Wait!  Democrats earlier said they'd capture Osama bin Laden.  Where did that go?   This is pep rally crap, of course, and the Post knows it.  Democrat success  will depend on how successful the drive-by media are in selling the notion of a corrupt Republican Congress. ''This year, the House is engulfed in bribery and influence-peddling scandals that have forced the resignation of former House majority leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), sent former representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-Calif.) to jail, and yielded guilty pleas from two former DeLay aides and former lobbyist Jack Abramoff.'' WaPo then quickly inoculates Democrats against the invariable comeback with this. But those scandals are also linked to a Democrat, Rep. William J. Jefferson (La.), leading some Republicans to conclude they have been inoculated. LOL.  There are a whole lot more WaPPy - chief among them Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, but who's counting?  So, after reading this 1088 word essay, what have we learned - that's new?  Zero.  Nada. But wait ... it don't matter. Oooh - oooh - ahh- ahh -yes- oh yes- oh yes - OH YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!