Where I niked 100 billion ratbastards

Where I nuked 100 billion ratbastards

For those of you smart enough to use your secret decoder ring on my last post, you know that I am just unable to get past "It was a dark and dreary night," today. I did kill too many people this morning, so there's only about 2000 of you left anyway; 35 in Maryland. Mother Superior is mad because I zapped her hairdresser - French guy -with whom she had an appointment, and all her bridge friends are gone too. I spent the morning going through people's houses and reading their magazines. Then I went to the Giant and ate a bunch of shrimp. Maybe tomorrow I'll be in a better mood and let them come back to life. I went to the State office building in Annapolis and blew up every computer thay had. If you owe taxes, or fines - and everyone in Maryland does, forget about it. All records are expunged. But first I sent everyone a check for $100,000. Oh yeah, while I was at the Giant I took a giant bottle of Prozac, so maybe my juices will flow before tomorrow. Hey, they must be already!