Fun with France

Today's BFTP

You know what they say - "Lucky in love, surrender in war. "  Which explains why the French are reputedly such great lovers.  With some help from Conrad Leviston, allow me to instruct vous messieurs on some French tricks of the trade ( l'art du gigolo).  The key is to be obnoxious at all times.  Here are some tried and true véhicules à la chambre à coucher. Pick Up Lines "Do you have any French in you? Would you like some?" "Vous avez des origines françaises? Pourquoi pas une descendance française?" "Do you have croissants for breakfast?" "Vous prenez des croissants au petit-dejeuner?" "Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?" "Puis-je payer un verre, ou voulez-vous juste l'argent?" Are those real? "C'est des vrais?" The morning after ... "God, you looked better through beer goggles, though..." "Mon Dieu!...Apres quelque verres vous n'aviez pourtant pas l'air trop mal..." "And people say that your sex life is ruined after a sexual disease!" Et les gens disent que la vie sexuelle est foutué aprés une MST. Ending it ... "I think we should see other people. I have been for the last three months." "Je pense que nous devrions voirs d'autres personnes. Moi même j'en vois depuis trois moins." "I'm leaving you for a member of the human race" "Je te quitte pour un humain" "I only went out with you as part of a bet" "Je ne suis sorti avec toi que dans le cadre d'un pari What got me going on this jag was a wonderfully juicy  Telegraph  item about that French statesman, and noted swordsman, Jacques Chirac. Un petit exemple ... "...  Laumond portrays his boss as an insatiable bedroom athlete who specialised in high-speed conquests of secretaries and party workers. On one occasion he allegedly tried to seduce the Syrian President's wife during a state visit. Chirac was particularly tormented, claims Laumond, by any mention of the sexual successes of his rival and presidential predecessor, Mitterrand. "On hearing that Mitterrand had seduced a particular woman, Chirac would rage: 'What! He's had her as well!' Then the boss would set off in pursuit of the same lady, to even the score as it were." Mordez mon weenie , Jack. (Resurrected from Feb 9, 2003)