Thursday, June 08, 2006

Geezer Joke


A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her
to come nearer.
 
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
 
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you
stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
 
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
 
"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."
Ro - :D

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was so not expecting that punchline. A new joke to me. Thanks, my husband will adore it, I'm sure. ;p Juice

Anonymous said...

A good laugh to start the day.
mary(married 40 yrs)

B....... said...

I almost sent this to my wife - almost. She buys me my Bombay Sapphire. S@#t! Close call!!!

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