A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma
for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, he motioned for her
to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You
know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,
you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house,
you
stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Geezer Joke
Rodger the Real King of France
6/08/2006 06:24:00 PM
3 Comments
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I was so not expecting that punchline. A new joke to me. Thanks, my husband will adore it, I'm sure. ;p Juice
- 6/8/06, 9:23 PM
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A good laugh to start the day.
mary(married 40 yrs) - 6/9/06, 8:24 AM
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I almost sent this to my wife - almost. She buys me my Bombay Sapphire. S@#t! Close call!!!
- 6/9/06, 2:49 PM
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