Monday, June 12, 2006

Geezer Sex

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

...at least we have our priorities straight.

Sheesh.

leelu

TW: 'felta', as in I felt a...nevermind.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL !

and people are gloomy about the future?
forgetting is good...
big boobs? not too shabby either...
and erections? no complaints here...

no Democrats? perfection...
Clintons gone? paradise...

Anonymous said...

I've not seen this one before, but it's a funny one and has been passed on to a USAF email to circulate and brighten some faces! Thanks, Juice

B....... said...

Bastard! Know what Bombay Sapphire feels like fizzing out your nose!?!

Anonymous said...

That tweaked a memory that more money is spent on AIDS research than Lung Cancer.

One will kill a bunch of Americans, the other mostly foreign children.

Both sets of people are humans and it would be great if we could save them all.
But one is a native of *our* country and have contributed to the FedGov R&D budget.
The other has a significant chance of growing up to be ignorant Muslim Jihadi's.

(I'm glad I'm anonymous. Please don't rat me out Roger.)

Linda Sue O'Grady said...

Did you know that Bankrupt General Motors is spending an average of $17 Million a year on Viagra, Cialis and other erectile dysfunction drugs for its employees?

I think its so they can screw us on car prices.

Anonymous said...

If only I had something "clever" to post, but B and LinaSog did! Freak'n high 5's to the both of yous . Juice

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