The Personal Ratbasterd Eliminator

Where I save the world and get rich, and later feel guilt and donate my fortune to fund The Schlong Peace Prize Commission - with the caveat that Jimmy Carter can never win.

I'm thinking even when I'm sleeping.  This is from last night.   It will be the next weapon to make life miserable for everyone, and I invented it.  The trooper of tomorrow will carry a ''magazine launcher'' of .50 cal ''smart bullets.'' Laser guided and effective at ranges up to 5 miles. Using a scope, or a display screen, the GI will find his target, fire the round, and guide it into Kim Jong Il's pea brain.  In fact, little kids in Montgomery Alabama can patrol the Afghan-Pakistan border regions,via satellite, after thousands of launchers are air dropped. Hell, they can deal with Olympia WA too.   I'm stamping this with a big ©, ad a big ®, so don't try anything.  I want cash for this one.