''It's my turn to choose Percy ... tonight we're going to try 'The Nutcracker' and 'The Elephant Rampant.'''
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Oh, fuck.
What's wrong with the missionary position?
"Not without a crane and danger pay, sweetie."
LOL
too funny to even think of a caption...
i just see the lights going out, Benny Hill style darkness, with loud painful Male screaming...
It's my turn to choose Percy, so tonight we're going to try "The Nutcracker and the Elephant Rampant" positions.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I nicknamed her "my gorgeous Trinitron". She loved it. I was her "little Philco".
Edgar realized too late that the book he bought his wife for her birthday had nothing to do with stir-frying.
It turned out he actually didn't have a prayer.