Like you, I do all my heavy reading in the bathroom, and if the book is really good I get hungry. So, do you like it? I can sell the dispenser dirt cheap; the money's in cheese refills. Ham is doable. Now I'm hungry. |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Todays Great Idea
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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I'm thinking...NOT!!! Juice
- 6/7/06, 12:03 AM
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I gotta side with Juice on this one.
There was an episode of The Man Show where Adam was sitting in a toilet stall at a bus terminal. Some guy is "next door" doing a rather loud #2 when Adam greets him, offers him some food under the stall divider -- a brownie! Get this, the guy actually accepts it then proceeds to eat it!!! I mean, I could starve for a week and I wouldn't take food from some stranger in a toilet then eat it. Unreal.
This, from the people that brought you the "...so the Seal says 'No, that's just a little icecream' " Bar Monkey joke!
--Jack - 6/7/06, 9:44 PM