Monday, June 12, 2006

Warming politics - The Little Ice Age

Living in the Little Ass Age


Given my current general lassitude, I am in no mood for rambling disquisition on the subject of global temperature politics, but I cannot let this slide.  If you subscribe to cable's premium Hitler Channels - what I call the dozen or so bundled History/TLC/Discovery cable offerings - you cannot help but notice the ongoing struggle to recalibrate yesterday's recorded history with today's multicultural friendly versions.  For example, older filmed presentations use AD and BC (Anno Domini / Before Christ); newer ones peddle BCE and CE  (Before the Common Era / Common Era).  So far it's enjoyed all the success that changing us to the metric system had, but that won't stop the ratbastards from trying.  The New York Times has it's own Discovery Channel (by virtue of being a part owner in Discovery until recently), and it's often amusing.  While the print edition is going out of its way to play down the Islamo threat as a Bush fabrication, the Telly-Times often takes just the opposite approach, showing terrifying accounts of how brutal these people are, and what we're in for if we don't prevail.  Anyway, here's what I wanted to say today.

A current two hour documentary on History Channel about The Little Ice Age [clip], narrated by  the late Peter Jennings (who, LOL, would have been foursquare behind Algore's rant on the subject), teaches us that ...
  1. Climate change has happened, is happening, and will happen; human intervention or no.
  2. Science has no idea what caused the Little Ice age ... but they have lots of guesses.
  3. Said Ice Age occurred between the 14th and 17th centuries - well before Ford and Westinghouse inflicted upon us their killer gasses. 
  4. Best guesses are solar activity, volcano eruptions, and other natural phenomena are responsible - but nobody really knows - not even that unanimous gaggle who Gore tells us about.
  5. Al Gore is insane. Pass it on. 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Al Gore is insane. Pass it on.

i have..

again and again

Anonymous said...

Algore is not insane. That's too nice and implies he has a medical condition that might be treatable.

He's a vindictive mediocrity who lost and can't accept it, and is trying to recover his self-esteem by being the manly guy who warns us/saves us like a dime novel hero, a Don Quixote jousting with the windmills of his mind, without the nobility of the man from La Mancha.

He's just a plain fuggin idiot Leftard loser.

Anonymous said...

I've been calling it the Hitler Channel for years too.
I needed some cheering up recently so I took a cruise through the DNC's website. They have latched onto Big Al's bandwagon because he is the only Donk with anything resembling an idea. They have no clue what a big loser this will be for them, but we all know that the only way we could possibly have an effect on this "climate change" thing is if we all returned to living in the trees, and that just ain't gonna happen.
The only other thing on the entire DNC site was page after page after page of their bitching about the Packs. That made me rather jolly.
GrinfilledCelt

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

You know...As long as Al Gore is making movies, he's not running for President. And if he aint, Hillary is. And if she is, then the Republicans are still going to rein supreme. Cause and effect. I'm quite happy with Al Gores poor mental state.

darkbhudda said...

Well, according to the latest theory to explain the summer meridian of the 1500s? (forgot exact century) where it was 1 degree hotter than now and Britain was premium wine making country, even that was man made global warming.

That's right the latest claim is that global warming in the middle ages was man made. Brought on by The Black Death when they burnt all the plague victims which caused global warming.

I can't write anymore as I'm afraid I'm going to laugh at loud at such a ridiculous idea.

Dr.Hardcrab said...

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Here I sit at my computer in Southern Maryland on June the 13th and it is currently 51 degrees outside, FIFTY-ONE!!! Global warming my ass! Makes me want to drive down the highway for no particular reason in a big gas-guzzling SUV with the catalytics converters remove while hauling a load of leaking Freon cans and smoking a big-ass cigar!

F*ck you and your AlGore too! Now lets talk about the game....

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