Saturday, June 10, 2006

Zarqawi's Lovely Demise

Still Alive Zarqwai done in by Mantis Tiller



Abu Musab al-Zarqawi survived two 500 pound bombs that struck his safe house in Baghdad Wednesday, only to die when he attempted to escape in a device he built himself. Constructed out of a garden tiller and fan blade, the machine lifted the terrorist into the air as stunned American and Iraqi forces watched. Suddenly it slammed him into a wall, breaking his neck. Informants say Zarqawi's admiration for Dr. Evil's film escapes was behind the bizarre plan.
6/10/2006 10:19:00 AM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say we wrap the bastard's body in bacon and pour matzo ball soup over him before disposing of his battered corpse.
Then again, someone would complain that that's a violation of the geneva convention, to which I'd say, "But bacon makes everything better!"

6/10/06, 10:48 AM
Anonymous said...

HA! Pretty close to the actual news. Wait. Actual news?? What's that? Thanks for the link, haven't been there in a while. Juice

6/10/06, 10:55 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Vote for me, I'm tired of all c+s.

6/10/06, 11:03 AM
Anonymous said...

The Geneva Convention only applies to people who are fight under the flag/banner of a country. Thus terrorists/Islamofacists are not granted those rights.

(I paid attention in my law of warfare class)

6/10/06, 7:31 PM
Anonymous said...

And the REALLY good part is that he was alive long enough to realize that the Iraqi police were there and were happy to turn him over to the Satanic Forces.

Wonder what his last thoughts were?

6/10/06, 10:38 PM
Anonymous said...

His last thoughts?

"I hope the virgins are female..."

6/10/06, 10:42 PM
Anonymous said...

Paul -

"...and pour matzo ball soup over him..."

my wife just came downstairs and asked me why I laughing so damn loud. That's a gem.

Mark

6/10/06, 11:31 PM

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