Monday, July 17, 2006

Best Haiku Ever

Best Haiku Ever

Unopened club soda

Why are you swollen, bottle?

*svfvfvfvfvttttkchhhsshhh* now I wear you

Everybody has a talent, and while I would not limit SondraK's to churning out the haiku, she could quit her day job if there was any money in them.
7/17/2006 01:58:00 PM 7 Comments

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey wait a second, the first line has 6 syllables, so no haiku. I'll accept an ode.

7/17/06, 2:47 PM
Anonymous said...

Um, no, there's seven.

Un(1) O(2) Pen(3) Ed(4) Club(5) So(6) Da(7)

7/17/06, 2:51 PM
Anonymous said...

That's cheating.

7/17/06, 4:42 PM
Anonymous said...

Cheating! That is what SondraK does best, and we, her lovers, are in awe!

7/17/06, 4:53 PM
Anonymous said...

If SondraK says it's five, it's five.

7/17/06, 5:17 PM
Anonymous said...

OMFG, does she gush now? And WTF is with that inappropriate word verification? clitli? Come on!

7/17/06, 11:42 PM
Anonymous said...

My favorite:

Air America
passes like a hot wind.
Man, who cut the cheese?

7/19/06, 12:30 AM

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