This was for science, but are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
"We hypothesize that the external pressure exerted on the dildo by the condoms was sufficient to squeeze the dildo laterally and deform it, making it longer and skinnier."
What's the lesson here? Length VS girth...
Where'd you get all the condoms? You been foolin' around in Paris Hiltons Prada bag again?
Now I know how to get bigger without pills.
Offhand...
I'd think that comfort, sensitivity, and hygene would be better served by removing the used condom prior to the next tumble.
I'm thinking that's NoK Top Secret pics of Kim Il Ding Dong building his missile.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick