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Stephen Smith holds the record for ''Most bulldog clips attached to face,'' I can't think of an achievement more trivial, except maybe Steve Savory's record for most [Scotch] tape Wrapped Around Head .
But wait. A thought strikes! These pitiful acts represent
more achievement than Chuck Schumer can boast about. Nuh-uh
Chuck, indulging yourself in bossing people around and stealing their
money doesn't count - if fact it's a negatory.
There you have it then, every one of you can be recognized for high achievement if you put your minds, or faces, to it, and go to your reward with at least one positive on the ledger.
One other thing, If this guy ever goes after Steve's bulldog clip
record, I'm in for $20 on clothespin boy to knock him out of the
winner's circle.
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