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Mother Sheehan and her Pinko disciples are sworn to commit suicide
by starvation, beginning now (I've got $100 that says they will let us
down). The primary starvation will take place outside of the
President's Crawford, TX ranch, so here's an idea. Let's
hold a food festival there. Roasting pork and beef, frying onions
and potatoes, baking pizza, and cotton candy smells will increase Pinko
salivary gland production, creating enzymes in search of food to
process, and finding none they will eat Cindy from the
inside-out. One morning the world will awake to piles of digested
Sheehans swaddled in stained pink cotton. Oh!! Peanuts.
I love the smell of peanuts, and I bet Cindy will too. And hot
apple pie, and patriotic songs playing. OMG, I can't wait.
Crawford, here I come!
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