 There appears to be a ''discussion'' in Vancouver, between some Canucks, and some Ratbastardcommiechinaman, over who will be the next super power ... Red China or Canada. What caught my eye was the "Ha-ha China has obtained all technology ... .'' Well hell, we knew that, Johnny Chung (or was it Huang?) told us. Then I looked at the plane. I guess the last operation will be to spray it with Sears Super Formula Stealth Paint? Looks more like they bought 1972 fighter technology from Revel, than stealth plans from Clinton. And, Canucks the next super power? My gawd, 42 of us are about to invade and capture Canada, and use it as a staging area for the Vermont invasion. I'm dying here. |
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
China Stealth
14 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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How in the world can they be a super-power when they don't have any guns and don't know how to use them if they get them?
HAHAHAHA!
TFV -
8/2/06, 7:44 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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I'm sending you and Annoyed one in there tonight to capture Vancouver .. be ready. I'll throw pebbles against your window.
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8/2/06, 8:01 PM
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AnnoyedOne said...
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Huh? I'm busy tonight can we do it tomorrow?
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8/2/06, 8:04 PM
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Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...
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I'll fill in. I've already got Shotty's and High powered hunting rifles. :D I have no plans from here, until I'm about...35...Election season...aherm...So I can hang around a while, and fight the ice skating insurgency.
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8/2/06, 8:13 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I wanna'play too! I'll bring my guide gun in .45-70!
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8/2/06, 9:19 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Excellent news taking Vancouver first, careful though exposure to the heathen, screaming moon battery, that occupies that inlet, is more harmful than smoking cigarettes.
A little notice before you leave please to let us know when you are on the way, so as to prepare whisky shots and grilled red meat.
Toodles
PS. bring the B-52 we can load it up with beer and head East to Hog Town it could use some taking over too. -
8/2/06, 9:50 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Don't know if I should reveal this, but the one picture (the small one) is of the Navy/Marine Boeing F/A-18, and the larger picture is of the Air Force Lockheed F-22.
If the Chinese use the plans for the one, to build the other, it will be fun to watch. -
8/2/06, 10:01 PM
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Anonymous said...
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< sigh, drool, sigh> "grilled red meat" such a rarety up there--Paul we're on the way! Just as soon as I find the keys -Rodger did you leave them on the hook in the barn?
I haven't been this excited to go North since I went in undercover to get Stephen Harper elected.
Josh - you and Roland meet me at the barn. Don't forget the fake IDs- I don't want any trouble for taking underage guys across the border.
TFV Samurai AG -
8/2/06, 10:30 PM
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Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...
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Fake IDs? Way ahead of you :D.
You're looking at Fanny Homorie. I'll talk like I'm better than everyone, and nurse a cigarette; they'll think I'm a French Canadian. -
8/2/06, 10:38 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Ok but if you really want to look like a French Canadian- no grilled red meat for you! You might want to bring a couple of stalks of brocoli and asparagus with you - oh and don't forget the 'man purse' for that extra touch!
Rodger - be careful when you throw the pebbles- the last thing you want are my 3 dogs waking up. A Great Pyrenees, Golden Retriever and Pug can make a heckuva racket.
TFV -
8/2/06, 11:14 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I have Chicken Breasts we can throw at the grill for Josh, if his intention is to keep up La Belle Provence French look, maybe a little red wine too. Can't waste the good Whisky.
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8/2/06, 11:49 PM
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Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...
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$50 say's without even having acted yet, we're Canada's #1 criminals, right above that serial moose molester.
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8/3/06, 12:01 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Ahhhhh Tom Green.
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8/3/06, 12:05 AM
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Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...
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Ironically, that's not who I was thinking, but it fits perfectly. :D
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8/3/06, 12:30 AM
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