Sunday, August 06, 2006

Cheap Joke

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It looked so good out this morning I decided to leave it out all day.

-- William Gaddis, "The Recognitions"

gregor said...

gah! it's Moby in fifteen years!

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