"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Cheap Joke
Rodger the Real King of France
8/06/2006 11:04:00 AM
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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It looked so good out this morning I decided to leave it out all day.
-- William Gaddis, "The Recognitions" - 8/6/06, 12:06 PM
- gregor said...
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gah! it's Moby in fifteen years!
- 8/6/06, 8:17 PM
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