Hezbocrats.

"Hezbocrats." "a roaming band of militant guerrillas seeking their party's 2008 nomination for president "

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day (9:37 A.M.) Kerry Blasts Name-Calling by Wal-Mart Backer By JOSH GERSTEIN - Staff Reporter of the Sun Democrats are calling on Wal-Mart to repudiate a statement by a talk show host and Wal-Mart proponent likening the party's leading lawmakers to members of a terrorist group, Hezbollah. In a column published Tuesday, the commentator, Herman Cain, repeatedly used the term "Hezbocrats." Mr. Cain defined them as "a roaming band of militant guerrillas seeking their party's 2008 nomination for president" and said they were lobbing "rhetorical bombs at Wal-Mart." Herman Cain, I'm predicting, has just coined the newest catch phrase to describe the disloyal opposition.  But, wait, it gets better.  Legend in his own mind John Kerry, who was not included in Cain's group (probably because nobody takes his candidacy seriously), had this to say. "I won't stand for the ‘Swiftboating' of working people and Democrats who ask tough questions of big corporations." Or what, John?  Don't you just want to slap him?  Jerks, all.  This is what's going on, and one more reason why America loves Wal-Mart.  Also, according to  Forget the World Bank, Try Wal-Mart, these democrats can stand to learn something about economies from Wal-Mart.