Top 10 Reasons to love EMP

Don't Worry, Be Happy

I couldn't stop thinking about the possibility for, and consequences of, an E-Bomb attack [Video] .  Since I'm basically a ''glass half-full" guy, or more accurately, master in the art of  mental mitigation of ruinous situations,  I've come to terms with it. In fact, I look forward to EMP  Here, then ... THE TOP TEN BENEFITS OF AN E-BOMB ATTACK 10.  People who own guns with ammunition will run things  9.   "I paid two months ago.  Check your records." (Universal use)  8.    No CBS News  7.    Porn is out, actual dating is in  6.    Nobody cares about Spotted Owls  5.   No more red lights; gas is 2¢ a gallon.  4.    Public scolds are dunked in the river  3.    Won't have to hear Chuck Schumer pontificating.  2.    Only one political speech a year, at  the Fourth of July picnic ...  and the number one benefit of an E-Bomb attack   1.  Actors will ply their trade on stage where they can be beaten afterwards.. You may have your own list.