Sunday, September 10, 2006

Democrats for truth

Democrats for truth! There may be hope after all.
tits with legs
Actual ignorant canker blossom from ''We're so Rabid.com"
This column [Democrats for truth] by Boston Herald City Editor Jules Crittenden  is so good that I've added it to the curriculum with a 3 credit hour award.  It may be too late, but here at Schlong U we endeavor to enlighten the ignorant, minister to the stupid, and clean  the national stream of consciousness of filth.  Won't you join us?

 ... Democrats in Congress threatened to wage regulatory jihad on ABC, and ABC went back into rewrite.

    Some observers are shocked by the hypocrisy and the chilling effect this kind of behavior can have on the free discussion of ideas in the United States. But I welcome this development.
    For starters, I assume this means that legions of Bush-haters will be showing up at Michael Moore’s house, demanding refund of the $8 each of them spent on his falsehood-studded distort-a-palooza, "Fahrenheit 911." At the time, outright lying and revisionism were being encouraged by the left, so it was reasonable for them to subsidize Moore’s tour de force in the genre. But they are attempting to move beyond that, and we should encourage them.

 More importantly than any hotdog-addicted bomb thrower’s already discredited juvenile fantasy, I assume this means we can expect Democrats to hang up the old "Bush lied" canard. With their newfound interest in truth, they will have to finally admit the following. It is a long list, so please bear with me:
  •     George Bush was elected president of the United States. Twice. ...

Note:  It's best to read the original, because it provides additional story links, but in the event that The Herald's archives fail, here's a backup.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wonderful column. I'm sure there was much coffee being expelled through nostrils this morning in Boston.

When you get down to brass tacks, it is simply the dems wanting power back for their party. With that power comes control of the pursestrings and the ability to direct large chunks of dough to increase their constituency. I guess to them, there are no limits to what they'll do to get that power back. Witness the last 5 years. Pretty sick huh?
MM

guinspen said...
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guinspen said...

BUT SHRUB IS TEH SUXXOR !!!1!

we can expect Democrats to hang up the old "Bush lied" canard. With their newfound interest in truth, they will have to finally admit the following [25 specific facts]...
I await the newly truth-obsessed American left’s recognition of these facts.
~ Jules Crittenden ~


Indeed. Mr. Crittenden might as well be waiting for Senator Fatso to stop drinking breakfast, too.

Anonymous said...

All those A-holes are in one word LOSERS with nothing to do but whine.

Anonymous said...

"chilling of dissent" bla bla bla

"distort-a-palooza" eeeeexcellent.

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