Friday, September 15, 2006

Farts

"You could smell victory in the air"
For the third year running, Mary Jane Burmeister won the Women's National Fart Contest at Pismo Beach. Her winning performance was a combination Triple-Ripper with a Delayed-Bum-Buster flourish (shown).
9/15/2006 09:25:00 PM 2 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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Anonymous said...

Dayum. Good thing she's shielding her face from the blast. A real pro.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

9/15/06, 10:19 PM
Anonymous said...

Yeah. Now tha'ts why he goes by the name 'Colon' Powell.

9/15/06, 11:24 PM

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