Golden Bra

Golden Bra

Korea’s Golden Zone has launched a $1.89 million gold bra during a fashion show in Seoul. The gold brassiere named “Phoenix” is decorated with diamonds and is made to hug the body just well [sic]. There are two possibilities here. Since $1.89 million USD is nearly double North Korea's GNP, the ROKs are tweaking Kimmy-Jong. Or, Golden Zone is trolling for the world's dumbest, most jaded billionaire, who will be crowned World's Dumbest, Most Jaded Billionaire with a $20 million dollar crown that he will feel obligated to also buy. The target would have to be someone from the illegal drug trade, the music world, or one of the Kennedy men. The real question is, can you unsnap it with one hand at the drive-in, and will it make so much noise that your date wakes up?