The Luther Burger

Those who eat also serve

The Luther Burger Here's the plan.  Food Nazis like to pretend they are concerned about American's health.  Some are - to the extent that Medicare will eventually bankrupt the nation, and they foolishly think curtailing any practice that carries risk will forestall that. Plus, since they are mostly Liberals, they like telling people what to do.  Additionally, there are the slimeball tort lawyers like John Banshaf who see dollars in donuts.  So, here's the plan.  Once you approach retirement age, begin smoking, eating Luther Burgers, and guzzling  whiskey like there's no tomorrow (there isn't, really).  This will lead to frequent hospitalization where you can help drain the federal coffers, which in turn will lead gummint to raise tax rates to 100%, which will ultimately incite young workers to put a machete to politician's necks.   I've instructed my family to keep me on Medicare-paid life support for as many years as possible after I've actually died (additional benefit - they get to keep cashing my Social Security checks). See, there are ways to serve without going to Iraq.  USA-USA!