Saturday, September 16, 2006

mad beyond words

Saturday Mail
Dear Mr. Schlong, or whatever your name is :

I am mad beyond words that you can say democrats are incapable of engaging in any dialog without resorting to lies. Take a look at your own page of lies, I will never again.
Dear ameritech.net person:

I counted  34.    Words.    :)

R. Schwantz
9/16/2006 12:34:00 PM 9 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very funny, from the picture on down! :D I think Barbara Boxer was the writer. Juice

9/16/06, 12:58 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

Dear Mr. Schlong.

Dude, like, I came onto your blog and man, you're like, dude. Come on, I mean, seriously. Like you know...I was just...I mean wow. I read over it and I started copying and like, you know, pasting it to my xanga page, lol. I got all my 7th grade buddies to read and laugh with me as long, my completely more developed world view crushed yours lol. I mean, you know, jeeze, im like 14 and I already know that, I mean, you know, that you're stupid. Lol, If I could have voted, like I mean I would have voted for Kerry, cuz lmfao, I mean, come on. Everyone who votes for Bush is just stupid. Bill Maher said something, lmao, it was pretty funny. He totally owned Bush, god that guy is stupid.

But anyone, I just want you to know, lol, that you're stupid. I mean, there's like, it's so obvious that, this whole war was for oil. I mean look, see how oil went down? How it's so low right now. I mean, wtf is up with that lol. Sure I complained, you know, when the gas was expensive, but only cuz like, my mom had no money to buy me a new xbox. But whatever. Now it's cheap and for what? Iraq, man, yeah. But anyway, keep being bush;s monkey man.

You're so stupid, Monkey lover.

9/16/06, 1:11 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

No soup for you Josh ... BTW, were you eating spinach recently?

9/16/06, 1:38 PM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

:-O You scare me Rodger. I hope you sensed my sarcasm, I was laying it on pretty thick :D

And I don't eat spinach...Especially bagged spinach.

9/16/06, 2:10 PM
Anonymous said...

If only we could make them all go away so easily...
TFV

9/16/06, 5:34 PM
Anonymous said...

That was pretty good, Josh, except that your spelling was W A Y too good.
GrinfilledCelt

9/16/06, 7:37 PM
Anonymous said...

another compliment...

was this one traced to Pelois HQ?

Hezbocratty getting nervous...

9/16/06, 9:45 PM
Anonymous said...

Hehh...
I knew Josh was joshin' 'cause he... uhm, like, you know... used punctuation.

9/17/06, 10:09 AM
curmudgeon said...

Spinach? R. Schwantz must have eaten too many paint chips as a child.

9/18/06, 3:24 PM

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