PaTA Piggy

A sad, curly tail

Pamela the PeTA Piggy is no more.  The annoying activist, who had been arrested from coast-to-coast for throwing feces, blood, and urine at people eating meat products, met a grisly end. PeTA founder Ingrid Newkirk filed a missing person report after piggy (Pamela Buckler, from Olympia WA) failed to show up at a demonstration.  Wednesday, a patron shopping at a Van Nuys supermarket noticed what looked like a nipple ring in his package of pork chops.  After a  forensic pathologist confirmed the chop was human flesh, detectives were dispatched to the  food chains distribution center in Oakland.  A surveillance video showed PeTA Piggy's carcass hanging from an automated processing line.  Police theorize Piggy had illegally entered the processing plant, and was injecting slaughtered pigs with liquid Ex-Lax,  designed to give pork eaters a bad case of the runs. The automated line snatched her up by the feet,  while a blade severed her jugular.  The unidentified  customer has requested the nipple ring be returned to him. "I think I can get  $100 for it on E-Bay!" Reuters