Travolta's Kiss

How checking to see if Jeff was finished ''taking care of bidness'' led me to deep-fried Coca Cola, which revealed final proof that Scientology turns you gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Being gay, not Scientology.

RELATED: That Hollywood is remaking the kitschy 1988 John Waters film Hairspray is a further indicator of how vapid the industry has become. The original was fun, especially if you were from this area (Bawlamur) and remembered the Buddy Dean Show (Corny Collins Dance Show in the film) that was central to the movie, but is it worthy of a reprise? I dun't think so Lucy. But wait ...   In the remake, Travolta has the role of Edna Turnblad, originally played by the transvestite performer, Divine (international icon of bad taste cinema).  Hmmmm.