I'm a stranger in paradise
All lost in a wonderland
A stranger in paradise
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Rog, how in the world did you come across this?
This guy probably can get his socks on pretty damn fast.
Reminds me of the old joke about the guy who has an elephant trunk attached to replace his penis and he is out to a dinner date one night and suddenly the trunk flashes out and snatches a dinner roll and disappears back under the table. Naturally his date is fascinated and asks if he can do that again. He says, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another one up my ass"
MM
I give my horse free reign, he takes me to all kinds of places.
Give me 5 (or is that 6)?
I'll bet he got a lot of ass with that thing!
Casca
But can he scratch his balls?
Sorta like licking your elbow, ain't it?