At first blush I dismissed Jack Straw's
suggestion
that Britain's Muslim women lift their veil as a ''way of breaking
down barriers between communities.'' Another wacky Brit
thing, I thought. But, do you know what? Now I think it's so simple a
thing that it's brilliant. There are two truths in life that people can
use to their advantage.
- It is impossible to dislike someone who likes you.
- It is very hard not to like a woman who exposes herself. It just is.
I like it. Anyway, it's about 100 times more worthy of a Nobel
Peace Prize than anything Jimmy Carter ever dreamed of. Muslim
men can do a lot too, if they really want to foster better
understanding. Remember the Michael Keaton movie
Gung-Ho?
Where a Japanese company buys an American auto manufacturer? Like
Muslims, these tight-assed Japanese automatons were batting zero with
their work force, until the Keaton character gets Oishi Kazihiro
stinking drunk. That's what Muzzo's should do. Go to tittie
bars, drink beer, get drunk, get lap dances. Make Osama
jokes. Then we'll trust them. A little.
