Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Tech shoes

Prosti-shoes
These shoes came  billed as "Technology will help prostitution." So I'm thinking (before reading the text) 'how will they do that?'  I came up with these possibilities:

  1. The shoes are a credit card processor
  2. They blare out  "Your time is up .. please insert another $50" at programmed intervals.
  3. The LCD screen shows porn films to keep the "John" excited while she performs.
  4. The shoes dispense discount coupons for off Broadway musicals
The answer is none of the above.  The shoes are outfitted with a built in GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services.

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