Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Turn in a smoker

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Turn in a smoker

Liberals have thier own war on terror

Possible responses include ...

Every person in Nebraska who understands the sinister implications inherent, smoker or not, could assemble at some Omaha park and light up. Nebraska has a carry law, so they could be armed, and willing to assert their outrage as the situation dictates.
Treat any person discovered to have called 911, to report a smoker, in the fashion of Nazi collaborators.
Do nothing, but grumble. (You'll be safe doing that, so of course that's what we recommend).

Rodger the Real King of France 10/19/2006 12:36:00 PM 11 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: After watching several members of my family die painful deaths as a result of tobacco, I am in complete sympathy with the Smoking Police.; 10/19/06, 2:19 PM
Grumpyunk said...: After seeing many folks die from making stupid personal choices, I support LS/MFT's right to toss himself under a train. Don't wait. Do it today, for the children.; 10/19/06, 2:40 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: No offense LS/MFT, but you are the problem. I mean that in the good way.; 10/19/06, 3:01 PM
curmudgeon said...: #3 - It's the democrat way!; 10/19/06, 3:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco; 10/19/06, 4:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Rodger,
Did you forget to change the bait in the troll traps? They seem to be getting in here more and more-- sheesh.
Why do they think anyone cares what they think or has to say?
TFV; 10/19/06, 5:29 PM
Anonymous said...: My dog just died of LUNG Cancer. She was a non-smoker as am I.
She did chew...; 10/19/06, 7:08 PM
Anonymous said...: I can go for a good smoke right now. And say bartender, please pour me another.; 10/19/06, 7:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Sorry about your dog, Anonymous.
TFV; 10/19/06, 7:41 PM
Dr.Hardcrab said...: >>>

I'm just waiting for the U.S.S.M., er, Maryland to ban smoking in all bars. They'll have to drag me out kicking and screaming!!! It's only one night a week (Wed) for dart league, but that is one night where I can kick back with a good cigar and some scotch (or beer) and enjoy some commeradery. Of course, I probably COULD save some money by staying home, but they'll probably ban that some day too!!!

=I'm Michael Steele and I approve of this message......

>>>; 10/21/06, 6:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Most important to me is another comment from the contained article, by the defender of the use of 911 to report smokers, is that the causes of obesity are next. Because "we have a problem with obesity", laws will require stringently monitored and enforced eating habits. So claims this person.

The reason is: They are COSTING ME MONEY via their health bills.

The alternative, of course, is to abandon socialist policies of government control of health care. Let the smokers and the obese pay more for their admittedly higher health care costs. Why SHOULD the rest of us have our money confiscated for their poor control of unhealthy lifestyles? In truth, for whatever reason should any of us have to pay for each others' life styles AT ALL?

Socialist health systems lead to more and more infringement on our personal choices. You see it coming now with smoking bans enacted in the name of controlling health care costs. Soon to come: controls on obesity. Controls on guns due to the costs of treating bullet wounds.

The socialists will never stop their unceasing efforts to control your lives. Stop, I say! FREEDOM! LIBERTY!; 10/22/06, 1:15 PM

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Turn in a smoker

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