Monday, November 13, 2006

A fortuitous bolt

Today's Happy Moment
Lightning strike kills hundreds
What began as a celebratory picture taking session on the Capitol steps ended in tragedy yesterday.  As Democrat  members of the coming 110th Congress posed for pictures on  a warm overcast day, several bolts of lightning struck the group.  All were burned to a crisp.  The only survivor was Louisiana Representative William Jefferson, who missed the ceremony after accidentally locking himself in a walk-in freezer.  He immediately elected himself Minority Leader. President Bush called for an hour of national mourning today, beginning at 5 AM EST.
11/13/2006 09:18:00 AM 4 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Linda Sue O'Grady said...

Sigh. If only...

11/13/06, 9:52 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

It did. Really. They're all dead.

11/13/06, 10:44 AM
Anonymous said...

Even the dead vote if they're Democrat. Jefferson elected himself Majority Leader. Shit.
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

11/13/06, 11:36 AM
Anonymous said...

Democrats immediately claim that this proves that Satan struck them down, and that Satan is on the side of the evil Republicans! What more proof could we need that Democrats are the party of true faith, the party that walks with Jesus?

And approximately 50% of the United States population agrees with them. No contrarian argument can penetrate. And yes, sigh, the usual political game just rolls on and on and on.

11/14/06, 3:50 AM

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