''Looks like Pelosi''

Turkey Hi-jinx

In a hilarious departure from tradition, President Bush today told children expecting Tom Turkey to receive a presidential pardon, that he had changed his mind.  "By golly, this turkey looks just like Nancy Pelosi, doesn't it?  I don't think I'll pardon this old bird." With that he yanked its head off.  "This is how we do it in Texas. Look at that blood spurt out!"  The children and their teachers were delighted with the president's impromptu hi-jinx.  They urged him to let the bird loose so it could flop around, but he demurred, saying "Laura will kill me if I ruin this new suit."