Maryland Morons

In four years as Maryland's Governor, Bob Ehrlich turned his predecessor's crippling budget defect into a budget surplus.  He has been so successful that the Washington Post, for maybe the first time in history, endorsed a Republican, Ehrlich, over a Democrat, Baltimore Mayor Martin O'Malley.  The mayor's greatest achievement was getting an Ehrlich aide fired for talking about his  extra-marital affair with Baltimore television babe Sade Baderinwa.  Oh, and firing a half dozen police chiefs.  On Tuesday Maryland voters elected O'Malley.  His father in law is J. Joseph Curran, Jr., the longest serving attorney general in Maryland history (since 1987). In 1994 Republican Ellen Sauerbrey defeated Parris Glendenning for governor. Or so it seemed. With all votes counted , the networks had called the race for Sauerbrey, when suddenly just enough votes to put Glendenning ahead quite magically appeared in Baltimore City. Curran, who was elected on the same ticket, was in charge of investigating the ''possible'' fraud. You can guess how that went. When you speak of Maryland Democrats, you're speaking of three areas of the state populated by liberals, grown fat off the gummint tit, lesser government hangers-on, and welfare succubi (Montgomery County, Prince George's County, and Baltimore City, in that order). The rest of Maryland, for the most part, would just as soon all three were vaporized, none more than I. So, Maryland, for this latest outrage, and a score of others, YOU ARE FUCKING MORONS.