Pax Americana

Options for the History Channel

BAGHDAD - the current radical chief of the Iraqi Shiite Moqtada Sadr threatened Friday to withdraw government and Parliament if the Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki maintained his meeting with American president George W. Bush envisaged at the end of November in Jordan. [AFP via translation] This may be some wishin' and hopin', but the reason this chubby sack of  Islamo offal is afraid of that meeting is he knows its   purpose is to tell Bush where to aim the Cruise missiles that will blow him off the face of planet Earth like we should have done two years ago.  *catching some breath* In fact, here's where I'm at, now that our military have been betrayed by American liberals.  I'm looking for the script that The History Channel can use for a year 2306  holovision mini-series, about  how we won the war on terror, and transformed the Middle East into a respectable  Christan community.  This is a work in progress, but here's some choices I've come up with so far. Admit that there is too much Muslim influence in Iraq's government, and dissolve it.  Then, knowing the identities, and hopefully the whereabouts, of the worst of them, we kill them.  Everyone else is baptized in the Tigris River, and given a job with Exxon. Withdraw from Iraq, Saigon style, then nuclear bomb the entire mofkng region, including Russia, China, Iran, both Koreas, and Seattle.  I mean, totalmofkng wipeout. *breathing heavily* Withdraw with tails betwixt legs, and return home where some general crosses the Rubicon, pursues fleeing senators across the earth,  and vanquishes them to a man (and woman).  That ought to be good for several hundred years of  Pax Americana.  *peed pants* Damn, now I feel good again.