Monday, November 06, 2006

Pollsters are full of crap

Motivate Someone
People who believe what pollsters say are the fools they target in the first place.  A dozen years ago John Zogby was a polling wunderkind, today he's a hack liberal pollster, less accurate than a coin flip.  Gallup's another, and today

This is an off year election, which means nobody but the politically engaged will even vote.  Let's see.  The economy is humming, the deficit cut in half, record low unemployment, blah-blah- blah.  When asked, people will say they're worried about Iraq, and  they ought to be, but on balance are they going to bed each night with that in mind?  Hell no.  This election will be decided on who gets the vote out on Tuesday.  Here's my proactive suggestion.
  1. On Tuesday call one person who shares your belief in the goodness of America, and invite him/her to breakfast (on you).  Say that you'll be stopping to vote first.  If they tell you they're not registered, say, "Then eat me, you ignorant asshole," and call someone else.  I'm not kidding.
  2. Send this video link to any five people, and ask them to do the same.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yikes, I think I saw my creepy liberal sister in that clip.
MM

Anonymous said...

The fools in the first place, makes special sense today. We've got 24hrs a day cable coverage of "predicting the future" being spewed by every anchor and talking head alive (some dead ones too for the donks). 'Can't tell if they're using a crystal ball, an 8 ball, or a medium, but I've decided to save any drinking games until all results are in.
At least then we'll know whether to toast champagne or cry in our beers.
Juice

Anonymous said...

On Tuesday when I get done working, I will set down with my gallon of homemade wine and drink and laugh as the left crashes and burns. I think the upset will make Ohio in 2004 seem tame. They are ALREADY making excuses.
Tim

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