Tuesday, November 21, 2006

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Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed
in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.

5 comments:

GunGeek said...

He had a cell phone in his rectum and was charged with "possessing tainted property".

Anonymous said...

The Quran says, "The righteous man speaks out his ass." Therefore a call from the boss must be treated accordingly.

Anonymous said...

gungeek, I thought the same thing, but you were faster on the draw. One thing fer sure, "taint" nobody gonna use that phone "butt" him.
I wonder if the ring was set to "vibrate?"
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

"Speak oh toothless wonder.Give us your HOLEY message and we will obey thy command"........"Hmmmmmmmm...If you wish to make a call,please hang up and try again"

Anonymous said...

I bet the dumb ass looked insane bent over with his head between his legs speaking into his ass. I just wonder what he did when the operator said press one for english.

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