Friday, November 10, 2006

Robert Bork prescribes

Potions
My first instinct Wednesday morning was to re-display Baxter Black's "prayer'' on Schlong-O-Vision.  The reason I did not was his recognition of our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan breaks my heart now.  What must they feel like? [Insert: Troops use blogs to soldier on, sound off on election]. I'll be honest with you, in weaker moments I have fantasized about them returning home, overthrowing this government, and executing Jack Murtha, John Kerry, Pinch Sulzberger, and all the other treasonous bastards.  But, then I get strong again with the aid of Prozac, and this 1996 recipe from Robert Bork. 
11/10/2006 10:28:00 AM 4 Comments

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Anonymous said...

I've always enjoyed it when I could watch and or listen Robert Bork. You can tell the guy is a super smart MoFo. What a crying shame he didn't make it to the Court. Was it Sueter who was named in his stead? Imagine Bork and Roberts, Scaulia, Thomas, and Alito. Wow. Now think of the shrunken brains on the other side. Ginsburg?? Are you kidding me??? Kennedy? Lord help us.

BTW, just don't like the taste of gin.
MM

11/10/06, 10:45 AM
cmblake6 said...

I believe that the military option may well be the best idea I've ever heard.

11/10/06, 3:25 PM
Gayle Miller said...

I highly recommend an infusion of coffee martini.

Van Gogh now makes two unique vodkas: Espresso and Double Espresso. Buy one of each and a bottle of Starbucks Coffee Liqueur. However you may feel about Starbucks, this stuff is DELICIOUS!

Equal parts strong black coffee, each of the two vodka flavors, and the Starbucks shaken with ice and decanted into a chilled martini glass.

You are both bagged and ALERT at the same time! Quite the feeling.

11/10/06, 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...

When i used to drink I liked the Bork Martini, and just plain ols NB 7 neat. Also a little brandy sometimes.

11/11/06, 4:54 AM

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