Saturday, November 11, 2006

School for Fraud

Chafee: ''I was robbed!''
America: Yay!
Lincoln Chafee is blaming his defeat on a Rhode Island law that allows voters to walk into a polling station and ask for a Democrat Only ballot.  I don't know that he's right, but happy as I am to see him expelled by any means, I do see this practice as facilitating a hypnagogic state among the electorate, which in Rhode Island is gilding the lily.  Another bad-bad emerging practice is beginning the balloting days, if not weeks, before ''election day.''  The practice gives any political party with a penchant for manipulating the vote a big advantage.  Hell, why not let people call in their vote on January 1 of any election year?  Wait. There may be a small benefit in that, now that I think of it.  Organizations like ACORN, which specialize in vote fraud, wouldn't have to work so hard to find proxies for voters who died in the meanwhile.  Their ballots would already be cast.  That means a lessening of voter fraud. Woot! 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see your point. But I am glad the slug is gone. When we rebuild he will not be missed.

Anonymous said...

Listen to how a dickweed cloistered academic puts it: David Kimball, a political science professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, said party-line voting tends to be more convenient for voters and yields more residual votes in races located farther down on the ballot -- which typically receive less attention and publicity.

It is astonishing that he doesn’t seem concerned that those “residual” votes are extremely likely to be cast by people who have no real idea what they are voting on/for – and more of this is a good thing?

Since people are forever coming up with interesting ways to tweak and munge the voting process, I might suggest that a new answer be added to every candidate race in the land. That answer is “[ ] None of these assholes are acceptable”. Another interesting modification would be, for every vote on whether to make a new law to fix an old broken law, the option “[ ] Let’s just abolish the old, broken law” is required to be a choice. Just imagine the ways such tweaks might be made to work, and what effect they might have. Of course, since these options are intended to serve the people, and not the powers that be, they’ll never, ever come to pass. But it’s interesting to imagine…

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